In-sane

How is it that one can be INsane? It doesn't make sence? The prefix 'IN' gives the illusion that the person is within the relm of sanity. Shouldn't it be OUT-sane, or UN-sane, or even DE-sane? The way it is now makes it seem that it's a good thing to be insane, because that means that you are actually sane, that's a good thing. For one to be INsane, one must NOT be IN a state of mental health. NOT IN, that means out!! So you shouldn't be insane if your no mentally stable, you're out. When I fix my time machine I'm going to go and kill the man who came up with the word and make my own word. While I'm at it I think I'll go after Webster as well. So, in conclusion,remember that not liking one's self is the number one cause of suicide. May 28th, 2008 / 44 Comments / Trackback

INSANE

I like stupid people, they're stupid, and that means they're funny. Like one of my friends isn't so smart. She is so not so smart that she used her cell to call her brother to ask where her car was. It was across the street. Sometimes I wonder where these people will end up in they're adulthood. I see the friend stated above being leader of a country or crazy cat lady. Oh wait, the only country that would elect someone like her is the U.S., and you have to be a citizen for that job, oh well. I have another friend that doesn't know their address. He think's that his area code for his phone is 1-800. I had to explain to him that this wasn't true. I wish I hadn't. Oh well. But sometimes, it's not the stupid people that are funny, sometimes it's the insane. Some of the most amazing minds to grace this planet with their knowledge were insane. Benjamin Franklin tied metal to a kite and nearly killed himself. Albert Einstine, well he just looked insane. And my dear friend Paul. He is indeed insane, but that's what the world needs, more insane people. Especially people like Paul that, in the normal person's mind, are completely ISNANE, yet in their own, they are completely SANE. I like those people, and the world needs more of them. But what I'm really trying to say is, remember where you parked your car, and be careful, your friends may just steal your keys and park you car in another corner of the parking lot (you are here-by warned). April 1st, 2008 / 14 Comments / Trackback

Winner of the Contest

Way to go Audrey, you won!! You even acounted for Paul's brain doing something like taking the words oxymoron and paradox (I did both just in case, you don't win two prizes though because you got your guess on that wrong, it was 3 oxymoron and 4 paradox (the words themselves)). Here all the answers for you stupid people who didn't get 100% like Miss Dahler: Open Secret, seriously funny, clearly confusing, tragic comady, Hell's Angels', criminal justice, free trade, student teachers, peaceful war, living dead, extinct life, rolling stop, even odds, jumbo shrimp, freezer burns, plastic glasses, genuine imitations, original copies, vurtual reality, hot chili, sweet tarts, Great Depression, One time I was watching my favorite Sci-fi show, Doctor Who and they had the paradox were the people of the future came to live in the past, and killed all the people already there. If this was true, then there wouldn't be people of the past, then there wouldn't be people of the future to kill the people of the past, then the people of the past wouldn't die, meaning there would be people of the futuer to go back in time and kill the people of the past, meaning there would be no people of the future. The cycle goes on and on. (that one was clearly stated as a paradox form "one time" to "on and on"), only choice, definate maybe, unbiased opinions. March 28th, 2008 / 13 Comments / Trackback

Notice:

There will be no further blogs until 10 different people have entered the oxymoron contest. There will only be reminders and quotes. March 19th, 2008 / 14 Comments / Trackback